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AUDITION SIDE 1 of 2 FOR THE ROLE OF "MJ"

EXT. SAN ANDREAS - STREET - DAY

MJ’s on a razor, Perry walks with him.
MJ
I hate to say I told you so,
but I told you so.
(beat)
Don’t you get it?
It’s as simple as the
square root of Pi.
Girls like bad boys. Period.

PERRY
Bad boys?


MJ
Yeah, it’s true.
A recent survey on the Internet
said 87% of all women asked prefer men who
treat them poorly, AND
of that figure, 57% even tolerate
guys who cheat on them
and steal their money,
not to mention all sorts of other...
Are you listening?

PERRY
Yeah, bad boys, I hear you.


MJ
Right, so you see, mathematically,
that only leaves 2.35 women out of
a thousand who are normal.
And be sure, Lena's not one of them.

PERRY
One of them who?

MJ
Of the 2.35 - that’s why it could never
work between you and Lena.
Numbers don’t lie. It’s a
wonder that men and women can
even live on the same planet.
(beat)
It's true, you can't lie on the Internet.

PERRY
Everybody lies on the Internet.
That's what they made it for.
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